voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via weirdoharrison)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via clarityinvulgarity)

shawluminati:

fisheye rip

toadallylauren:

And this is where I thrash

lifeinvines:

Bob’s Burgers saved my life.

toadallylauren:

Dina’s ready to mingle

thekrakengaming:

The memes I make when I’m bored

vaughnwhiskey:

I have never laughed so hard in a CS:GO match before. Our sniper team kills our guy and then is sniped himself.

Priceless.